You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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