He is an equal opportunity slut.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying