we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
This house was built for laser tag.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!