it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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