I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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