Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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