I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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