There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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