But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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