Don't you send me to vm
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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