i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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