there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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