If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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