I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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