dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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