if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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