THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Slut skills are useful in every country.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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