My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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