i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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