She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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