when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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