come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he thought i was a dude.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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