I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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