Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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