we have officially lost it.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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