"it" just moved
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You were trust falling into bushes
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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