Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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