Where is the hickey?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm at about main and main street
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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