how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Vodka?
Forever.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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