There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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