Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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