I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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