is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I look better un-naked...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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