I don't remember. Are we still dating?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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