Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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