the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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