He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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