I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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