what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Help. Why am I so naked?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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