just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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