First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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