Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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