so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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