You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Girls should come with a carfax report
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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