Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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