He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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