i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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