I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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