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I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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