I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
