If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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