All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
