When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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