quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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