On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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