I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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