he puts the penis in happiness.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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