I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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